Smart Ass Fiction
SAF (Smart Ass Fiction) is a self-published magazine that aims to show off the best in amateur fiction.

SAF does not limit itself to a certain genre. Variety will be a big thing with this magazine. From poetry to good-old short-stories to comics to even sonnets. What contributors choose to write about will be left entirely to their own discretion.

Because SAF is a new venture, we are desperately looking for contributors. So send in what you believe to be your best piece and see if it makes it into our magazine.

Our mission is to make a god-damned good selection of fiction for the perusal of the masses.

Even though it is an amateur magazine, its editors will still hold contributions to a quality bar.

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To apply as a contributor, PM this account or contact us at our website at [link].

We will hand you a paper littered with mistakes and will ask you to find the most mistakes within a certain time limit.

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DISASTER CONTEST!
Now onto my contest! It's called Disaster.And to be perfectly honest I only held this for two reasons: I always wanted to hold a contest and I need inspiration and Ideas for this particular project.

For this contest it can be of any form of art, whether it be writing, photo, photo manipulation, painting, drawing or digital. It has to be about emotions that can lead to self disaster such as loneliness, fear, abuse, or being spoiled.

Now, you're probably asking why such a depressing theme? It kinda has to do with my SA (Salem Academy, not associated with Smart Ass Fiction) project and the new Aden Antiques story (I'm sure Aden will be finished sooner than Salem Academy.)

Aden Antiques deals with basic human wants and needs that finally leads to the destruction of the person. It's mainly a Two shot of 13 chapters.
And SA is just a bunch of psychological stuff.
Just so you know.

Dates you need to know!
July 1st- Official starting time

Oct. 28th- 11:59 Central time, I will close the contest. And Judging begins.

Oct 31st- Winners Annouced.

Well let's see, Prizes:

First: 2 Sketch, 1 Painting of any subject ( standard A4), a bookmark of any subject, and theme is used in Aiden Antiques.

Second:1 painting of any subject, a bookmark, and theme is used in Aden Antiques.

Third: 1 Sketch, a bookmark and theme is used in Aden Antiques.

Fourth: Doesn't exist, cause it would just suck being in fourth.

For entry: Everyone gets one of the cute generic sketches Via EMAIL. With either Meldrough(Aden Antiques), Rai+Tai (Salem Academy), Chibi Me (Current nobody that invades your interwebz).
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REQUIREMENTS

Title: Obvious reasons

Artist: Obvious reasons

Theme: Okay, they CANNOT be one of the deadly 7 sins. It's too vague and personally too cliche. I want hard stuff like being alone can drive people to become crazy, insanity, or if you must use the deadly sins clarify them like Lust: Person can't stay with one person because they need to do it. or Greed: they can't stop using the internet and it's tearing their family apart. I need complex means!

Email: To send generic drawing to, I won't spam you...

Link: not the game character... I need the link to your artz work.

YOU MUST SEND ME A MESSAGE WITH THE ABOVE INFORMATION IF YOU WANT TO JOIN BY OCT.28TH.

THINGS YOU CANNOT DO!

1)Be too vauge, I clarified this

2) old art work. It has to be newly made or remade.

3)obscene pictures like nakkid men and ladies doing the yucky.

4) I accept GORE. Just not gurro.